Here we go, daddy. Buckle up and get ready for light-speed. It's a July Fourth weekend and I'm gonna shoot some explosives in the air and run around naked and pet strange animals and tape an American flag to my kid's head and we're gonna revolt against England for their suppressive taxation policy on our colonies by flying over to that dinky Island and bombing them with our TIE Fighter. See you later on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 The RAT! Have a good weekend! Unless you're a 1770's British spy.....then screw you!
- East Side Dave