Oh, baby, I cannot wait for tonight's episode of HBO's brilliant series, "True Detective". If you recall, daddy, in the masterpiece which was Season One of "True Detective", it was Episode Four that put the show on the map. It was utterly amazing. It made me pee-pee my pants a little. Ok, ok, fine, it made me pee-pee my pants a LOT. In fact, there was so much pee-pee, I needed one of those industrial pool-drainers to get my trousers dry. And this evening is indeed Episode Four. Get ready, dogsie. And perhaps, if you're like me, wear an extra-strength adult diaper while watching it. That is all.
- "East Side" Dave