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Weekends Are For Beast Mode-ing!

And, with all due respect to Marshawn Lynch, no one is more of a Beast-On-The-Weekend than Sir "East Side" David. I put Marshawn Lynch to shame.  I squash him like the football-carrying grape that he is.  If they tried to pass the ball instead of giving it to ME in the Super Bowl, I would have walked over to QB Russell Wilson and ate him.  Then, I would have rushed the ball into the end zone and eaten the referee.  Beast Mode Dave.  I like the sound of that.  Have a good one, Dave Pound!

- Davey Mac