And, with all due respect to Marshawn Lynch, no one is more of a Beast-On-The-Weekend than Sir "East Side" David. I put Marshawn Lynch to shame. I squash him like the football-carrying grape that he is. If they tried to pass the ball instead of giving it to ME in the Super Bowl, I would have walked over to QB Russell Wilson and ate him. Then, I would have rushed the ball into the end zone and eaten the referee. Beast Mode Dave. I like the sound of that. Have a good one, Dave Pound!
- Davey Mac