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Super Davey-O: Getting Smashed Since 1977.

Here's a vintage picture of myself smashing some of my enemy Donkey Kong's barrels.  Take THAT, Fuzzball.  In your face.  You see, you don't want to mess with the Dave Man.  Why?  Because not only does he occasionally talk about himself in the third person, he also routinely pees himself.  I only came here to do two things, Donkey Kong: smash some barrels and kick some ass.  Looks like we're almost outta ass.........I mean barrels.............damn.  I screwed that up.  Peace.

- East Side Dave