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East Side Dave: Your Galactic Protector.

I won't ever let anything bad happen to you.  It's true...because of this damned lightsaber that I wield more skillfully than any Jedi that has ever lived.  And, yes, that includes the green Jedi in Revenge Of The Sith with the odd, slug tails coming out of the back of his head.  I mean, Emperor Palpatine split that guy in two in, like, .7 seconds.  What was Green-Head even there for?  Anyway, Master David will look out for you, Jack.  Trust me.  Have a good one.

- East Side Dave