You will never find me, dogsie. This will be the hardest game of Hide 'N' Seek in your entire life. You thought that one time in the summer of '84 when you couldn't find your cousin for two hours (he was under the porch) was difficult? That was NOTHING compared to the Dave Man's hiding ability. So do your best, Friend-O-Mine, to find Dave at WRAT, 95.9 The Rat. Game on!
PS - The "prize" you'll receive is love, baby. LOVE.
- East Side Dave