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Ten Dave-er Bill.

With all due respect, there's been a lot of talk lately that the ten dollar bill is going to be changed from Alexander Hamilton to one of these other historic freakazoids.  BS, I says.  "B" to the bleeping "S".  You know who needs to make the ten dollar bill?  Yeah, you guessed it, General "East Side" Dave McDonald.  Sure, he hasn't fought in any wars, has had little if not zero impact on societal issues, and barely knows how to count.  But that didn't stop Andrew Jackson from getting on currency...and that shmizbo once killed a giraffe (or so I just made up).  Vote for the Dave Man today!  Thank you, America!

- Dave