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Beach Day! Who's Headed To The Sarlacc Pit Shore?

When you're on Tatooine, looking for a solid beach spot, take my advice and go straight to the Sarlacc Pit!  There will be plenty of room to spread out your beach blanket, set up your '80's boombox, and chillax with very few people (and aliens) bothering you.  My only piece of advice: watch out for the long, killer, Sarlacc Pit tongues which could horrifically grab you and throw you into the Pit where you will digest for a thousand years.  Have a great day!

- East Side Dave