Yessir! To all the dogsies with pupsies out there, I extend a "Happy Father's Day" to you! As a dad myself, this is the one day of the year where I act like some Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh and make my entire family serve me without literally moving a centimeter off the couch. I act so slovenly lazy and gangster-ish, if I had Han Solo frozen and hanging on my wall, I'd essentially be the Jabba the Hutt of New Jersey. Anyway, have a good day, daddy! Peace!
- East Side Dave