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Happy Father's Day, Daddy!

Yessir!  To all the dogsies with pupsies out there, I extend a "Happy Father's Day" to you!  As a dad myself, this is the one day of the year where I act like some Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh and make my entire family serve me without literally moving a centimeter off the couch.  I act so slovenly lazy and gangster-ish, if I had Han Solo frozen and hanging on my wall, I'd essentially be the Jabba the Hutt of New Jersey.  Anyway, have a good day, daddy!  Peace!

- East Side Dave