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Tiger Woods Stinks Like The Poo-Poo.

Seriously.  Is Tiger Woods drunk?  I was watching him miss the cut yesterday at the U.S. Open...and he was playing poorer than a 1930's hobo on acid.  At one point at the 14th hole, in fact, I thought I saw Tiger take a swill of Wild Turkey and try to illegally jump on a freight train west-bound while singing "Happy Days Are Here Again".  Now, it's Saturday, and we have no Tiger Woods this weekend in a PGA Major...ratings crusher.  It was like Tiger pulled a Keyser Soze...I can hear the Kevin Spacey voice-over now...Tiger has convinced the world he doesn't exist...and like THAT...he's gone.

- East Side Dave

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