Seriously. Is Tiger Woods drunk? I was watching him miss the cut yesterday at the U.S. Open...and he was playing poorer than a 1930's hobo on acid. At one point at the 14th hole, in fact, I thought I saw Tiger take a swill of Wild Turkey and try to illegally jump on a freight train west-bound while singing "Happy Days Are Here Again". Now, it's Saturday, and we have no Tiger Woods this weekend in a PGA Major...ratings crusher. It was like Tiger pulled a Keyser Soze...I can hear the Kevin Spacey voice-over now...Tiger has convinced the world he doesn't exist...and like THAT...he's gone.
- East Side Dave