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Rock And Roll On A Monday! Rock And Bleeping Roll!

I received my rest.  I got pumped up by Game Of Thrones last night.  I injected two bags of Sour Patch Kids directly into my bloodstream.  I ate a small, dead animal I saw on the side of the road.  I beat myself with a packet of mustard I found in the kitchen.  I did it all.  So, let's rock.  Listen to Carl & Dave on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 The Rat!!  Good day to you and yours and any zombie friends you may have!!

- East Side Dave