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Why Should Star Wars Day Ever End?! It Shouldn't, I Says!!

Hey, technically today is Revenge Of The Sixth!!  Or as I like to call it Star Wars Day III.  I'm not giving up on this wonderful time of the year where we celebrate all things Star Wars.  In fact, I'm thinking of becoming a trans-Ewok a la Bruce Jenner Kenobi.  I also plan on converting my Buick into a Star Destroyer, which violates many, many traffic laws.  But if anyone tries to tell me that I'm wrong for driving a Star Destroyer down Route 33, I'll just blast them into a million pieces.  Take THAT, space-crap.  Anyway, Happy Revenge Of The Sixth!! 

- Master East Side Dave