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We Rock Today. We Rock For The Younglings.

I ain't no Lord Vader.  And even if I was somehow loosely lured to the Dark Side, Darth Dave-us does NOT decapitate Younglings.  That's where I draw the line.  Anakin Sykwalker is a yellow-eyed scumbag for that move.  Cut off Mace Windu's arm, if you want to, Anakin.  But don't chops the damned Jedi-kids' heads off, you Space-Dick.  That ain't cool, daddy.  Check out Carl & Dave on the Morning Rat Race today on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM!  Six A.M. (EST)!!  And DON'T behead Force-children!!

- East Side Dave