I ain't no Lord Vader. And even if I was somehow loosely lured to the Dark Side, Darth Dave-us does NOT decapitate Younglings. That's where I draw the line. Anakin Sykwalker is a yellow-eyed scumbag for that move. Cut off Mace Windu's arm, if you want to, Anakin. But don't chops the damned Jedi-kids' heads off, you Space-Dick. That ain't cool, daddy. Check out Carl & Dave on the Morning Rat Race today on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM! Six A.M. (EST)!! And DON'T behead Force-children!!
- East Side Dave