Yesterday, in homage of one of the greatest holidays in the world, May the Fourth or Star Wars Day, I watched the original, 1977 Star Wars movie. This evening, in honor of Star Wars Day II (Revenge of the Fifth), I shall watch The Empire Strikes Back. I also intend to train my Jedi (or Sith) skills by bench-pressing my three-footed Pomeranian dog who shall be dressed as Yoda. Have a Sith-tacular day and evening, Dave Pound!!
- East Side Dave