That seemed like a particularly long weekend. I can't believe that it's Tuesday. I think I'm sick. What does it mean when you bleed from your eye-ball and nose at the same time? Also, should I be concerned that every time I blink I feel like someone is dropping an old-timey anchor on the back of my head? And should I see a doctor if my pee color is purple and spotted? Maybe I need one of those Darth Vader masks with which to breathe better and seclude myself from the outside world. Anyway, let's crush this week!
- East Side Dave