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Back To Work, My People.

That seemed like a particularly long weekend.  I can't believe that it's Tuesday.  I think I'm sick.  What does it mean when you bleed from your eye-ball and nose at the same time?  Also, should I be concerned that every time I blink I feel like someone is dropping an old-timey anchor on the back of my head?  And should I see a doctor if my pee color is purple and spotted?  Maybe I need one of those Darth Vader masks with which to breathe better and seclude myself from the outside world.  Anyway, let's crush this week! 

- East Side Dave