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It's Weekend Time And I'm Buying!

Well, let's clarify.  The Dave Man is buying himself some Sour Patch Kids, maybe some Sprite, and then bingo-bango, the party is on!!  Again, so as to avoid any unnecessary lawsuits, Davey Mac can't afford to buy all you dogsies things.  I wish I could, daddy.  But, then...that'd cost me...like...at least thirty-eight dollars...and I don't have that kind of cash right now.  Kids' birthdays cleaned me out.  Anyway, let's CRUSH the weekend!!  Adios!

- East Side Dave

by Dave