This evening is David Letterman's penultimate show. Then, he does his finale on Wednesday night. My goodness, I can't believe Letterman is going. The world will be a less fun place when Dave leaves the air, and that's the truth, Ruth.
You know, I apologize for calling you "Ruth" right there. It was unnecessary. It was hurtful. You could be a Nancy, maybe even an Edna. But not Ruth. Sorry for that.
Bye, Dave! We'll miss you!
- East Side Dave