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I Now Wear An Eye-Patch. Yes. An Eye-Patch.

Hopefully, this eye-patch is just temporary.  I woke up yesterday with my left eye swollen shut and even had to go to the E.R. where the doctors said I had irritants and conjunctivitis in my eye and that I had to take special meds to get rid of the ailment.  I also got this snazzy eye-patch.  I feel like either the Russian from "LOST" (Not Penny's Boat) or some third-rate pirate who sucks at getting booty.  Maybe I can just tell people that I'm a bounty hunter, on the prowl for a deranged, escaped convict.  Oh, who am I kidding.  I'd hunt for the guy for about ten minutes before loading up on Sour Patch Kids and checking out Avengers 2.  Have a good day, you two-eyed dogsies!!

- East Side Dave

by Dave