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Breaking News! Tom Brady.........Guilty! Of Deflating Footballs! And Throwing Them!

The New England Patriots' star quarterback, Tom Brady, has been suspended for four games by the NFL for the Deflategate scandal (in which Brady apparently had footballs deflated to throw them easier).  The Pats will also lose some draft picks and have to pay a one million dollar fine.  Not good, Mr. Brady!  As Popeye once said, "Cheaters never win!"  Also as Popeye once said, "Me spinach makes my pee-pee green!"  Lastly, as Popeye once said, "Olive Oil looks like a dude!  Arggghhh!!" 

- East Side Dave