Yes, MUFON!! That's the Mutual UFO Network!! Our mission is the scientific study of UFO's for the benefit of Humanity. And now this card proves that I am an official member and registered Ufologist!! From now on, feel free to call me Doctor "East Side" Dave........or simply Dr. David. Either or those two should get my head to turn. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to research some noises (probably UFO's) in my backyard. I heard some clanging (most likely UFO's) there a few minutes ago.
UPDATE - The "noises" were "my children" (definitely UFO's) playing wiffle ball. Peace, Earthlings!!
- Dr. East Side Dave