I wouldn't say if it weren't true, Friend-O-Mine. You see, I never lie to you, Pal-O-Dave. I always give it to you straight, Chum-O-Me. Today, the Carl & Dave are gonna rock the morning so hard, small animals shall run for cover. If you live in the NJ/NY/PA states, then tune in to WRAT.com for the show!! Weekdays at 6 AM!! BOOM, baby, BOOM!!!
- East Side Dave