Today begins The Masters. And while most people don't get excited by golf, because the Dave Man is obsessed with sports, he'll be locking himself away in the garage and watching as much coverage of these khaki-pants-wearing freakballs as he can before he decides to change his living room into a miniature golf course. If you putt it over the dog and into the Jabba the Hutt doll's mouth, you get TWO strokes off your score, dogsie! Have a good day!
- East Side Dave