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Darth East Side Dave = Kylo Ren?

Apparently, the new, cool villain from Star Wars: The Force Awakens has a name.  And his name be Kylo Ren, dogsie.  And in even stranger movie gossip, word on the street has it that none other than thrice-Academy Award-winner, "East Side" Dave McDonald, will play the part of Kylo Ren.  Furthermore, our sources are now telling us that that last sentence is entirely untrue and simply the fantasy of a Jedi-obsessed, 37-year-old, red-headed shut-in.  That is all.

- Dave