Apparently, the new, cool villain from Star Wars: The Force Awakens has a name. And his name be Kylo Ren, dogsie. And in even stranger movie gossip, word on the street has it that none other than thrice-Academy Award-winner, "East Side" Dave McDonald, will play the part of Kylo Ren. Furthermore, our sources are now telling us that that last sentence is entirely untrue and simply the fantasy of a Jedi-obsessed, 37-year-old, red-headed shut-in. That is all.