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The Force Is Strong In My Family...

...The Force is strong in my family.  My father has it.  I have it.  My sister has it.  My neighbor, Bob, has it.  My space-dentist, Dr. Kujyyn, has it.  My womp-rat has it. My spare Sarlacc Pit has it.  My speeder-gunner from "Empire Strikes Back", Dak, has/had it.  My butcher, Grand Moff Meaty, has it.  Et cetera.  Now, I must go and use my powers on WRAT, 95.9 The RAT.  Goodbye, friends.  Oh, and I slipped some Force in your back pocket while you were looking now YOU have it!

- Master Davey-Mac