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Today Is Gonna Rock Harder Than The Star Wars Cantina Band.

I'm ready to join those fruit-loop aliens on stage at that Star Wars dive-bar and rock the Holy Heck-fire out of the day, dogsie.  Join me.  Join Jedi David as he uses the Force to crush the day with smiles and smokes and dilated pupils and all-around fun-ness!!  Bring it the lightning!!

- East Side Dave