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I'm Going Blind.......

.....April Fool's!!!!  Hahahahahahaha!!!!  My vision is like a damned eagle's!!  I got you and you fell for it!!  Don't deny it!!  You fell for it!!  Don't you damn-well deny it!!

.......Actually, I've never been a big April Fool's Day guy.  When I was six, my mom said that she was getting me a pony.  I got all excited.  Then, she shouted "April Fool's!!  You're not getting anything!!"  This is a true story.

First of all, not only did I not have any clear concept of what April Fool's Day was as a six-year-old, I barely knew what April was, what months were, or even how calendars worked.

That is all.

- East Side Dave

by Dave