Saturday mornings are for pancakes. If you'd like some, I'm making a batch right now with my special ingredients. Don't be off-put by that phrase "special ingredients"....it just means a little cinnamon and a pinch of jizz. Anyway, if you're hungry for a plate, please raise your hand as I can see you perfectly via the infrared cameras that I've secretly installed on your computers and smart-phones. Have a great day, dogsie!!
- East Side Dave