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Good Morning, My Dogsies, Unicorns, and Ewoks!

Saturday mornings are for pancakes.  If you'd like some, I'm making a batch right now with my special ingredients.  Don't be off-put by that phrase "special ingredients" just means a little cinnamon and a pinch of jizz.  Anyway, if you're hungry for a plate, please raise your hand as I can see you perfectly via the infrared cameras that I've secretly installed on your computers and smart-phones.  Have a great day, dogsie!!

- East Side Dave