I recently purchased online the first piece of clothing that I have actually bought for myself in twenty years (bootleg Pearl Jam concert T's not included).....my first, very own, Star Wars sweatshirt! The kind, little, UPS man (who I think was a Jawa) dropped it off on my doorstep yesterday. I plan on wearing this cosmic thing for the ENTIRE month of December (in homage of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which comes out that month). And then after December is over, I shall STILL wear it every day to see what kind of insidious, galactic stains I can amass on it. May the Force be with you, dogsie!
- East Side Dave