The Destination America Channel is currently airing a David Blaine marathon and my magic-loving arse is ALL in, daddy. I'm a David Blaine man through and through. Screw Criss Angel. He looks like he should be the bass player in Poison or some shmizbo hair metal band of the like. David Blaine is Coca-Cola to Criss Angel's Jolt. Now, get me some Sour Patch Kids already and lock me away to watch Mr. Blaine get frozen in ice for five days. God Bless America.
- East Side Dave