Did you know that Sir East Side Dave was the original drummer of The Beatles? It's true. But after playing a prank on Paul McCartney (David hysterically tied Paul to his bed in a Liverpool motel and lit the room on fire), Dave was dismissed from the band and replaced by Ringo "He Stole Davey Mac's Job" Starr. Don't think I've forgotten, Ringo! As an aside, this kind of nonsensical article is what you get when you're on three hours sleep because you watched "The Bachelor" and then Pulp Fiction. I'll see you on the Morning Rat Race unless you see me first!!! Hahahahaha!!! Peace!!
- Davey Mac