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Notre Dame Depressingly Loses To Kentucky....which means NOTHING for YOU, Jabba!

Kentucky barely got past Notre Dame in the Elite Eight of March Madness - 68 to 66, with a chance for the Irish to hit a three and win the game at the end.  I so badly wanted Notre Dame to win, I was willing to part with my two droids to the reviled, Tatooine gangster, Jabba the Hutt.  But alas, with this crushing loss, Jabba ain't gettin' nothing from the Dave Man.  Freeze me in Carbonite if you have to, Jabba.  I'm frozen in pain already.  Hopefully tomorrow though, Princess Leia will thaw my sports-addicted behind out; and the world will return to normalcy. 

- East Side Dave Skywalker