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Star Wars: Rogue One

The rumor is that Disney will put out a stand-alone Star Wars movie between episodes VII and VIII.  It will be called Star Wars: Rogue One, and will be about a group of bounty hunters on a mission to steal the blue-prints and layouts of the Death Star in order to give it to the the Rebels (who use said plans to blow it up in Episode IV).  This sounds bleeping awesome.  I'm so excited, I just punched myself in the stomach.  HARD.  Now, it hurts when I go tinkles.  That is all.

- East Side Dave