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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Bad Gift-Giver

Remember that part in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope when Obi-Wan Kenobi gives Luke Skywalker a present and says:

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough...It’s your father’s lightsaber.

Um, yeah.......did Obi-Wan forget that this was the same lightsaber that Anakin used to slice up little Jedi children, aka Younglings, in the Jedi kindergarten?  Or that this was the same lightsaber that Obi-Wan got his hands on because he CHOPPED OFF the owner's arm in Episode III?! 

Damn, Obi-Wan.  I don' know who's worse, you as a Space Santa or the Rancor Easter Bunny.

- Davey Mac