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Davey Mac Skywalker - Master Jedi & Defender

I'll put up with a lot.  I'll put up with people trying to throw me in the Sarlacc Pit, shooting lasers at my X-Wing, attempting to feed me to a Rancor Monster, getting in my face at the Cantina Space Bar, but I will NOT put up with someone trash-talking my sister.  And by the way, Lord Vader, that also your daughter.  Do the math, genius.  You're smalk-talking your own daughter, dope.  Davey Mac: Galactic Space Hero, Signing Out.

- East Side Dave