Dear Mr. President, I like you. Lots of people give you a hard time. Not the Dave Man. But, hey, it's a free country, people can say what they want, I suppose. In any event, I'd be quite grateful if you signed into legislature immediately that March 18th is officially National-Recovery-From-Last-Night-Because-I-Can-Barely-See Day. It only seems fair. This has been a reasonable request from your fellow American, Davey Mac.
- East Side Dave