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Happy Friday.....the 13th!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!

Be careful out there, dogsie!!  I don't want to see you, or your loved one, or your pet, or your sex doll, or your gimp, or your intercourse-robot get injured or have something unfortunate happen to you.....as it IS the dreaded Friday the Thirteenth.  As for the Dave Man, I like to keep myself isolated on this day, in the very safe Death Star II.  Peace.

- East Side Dave