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Grand Moff Tarkin: The Dave Man Is Glad He Blew Up On The Death Star.

Well, that title pretty much says it all.  But I was happy to see Tarkin explode on the Death Star like a cheap pinata NOT because he was an evil, cold-blooded official for the Empire.  I was thrilled to see him get blown to space bits because he was always bossing Darth Vader around.  What the?  Who does this tiny, Imperial twerp think he is?  Vader could squish this bony commander in about 1.7 seconds flat.  Screw off, Tarkin.

- Davey Mac