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The Dave Man Doesn't Like Maverick.

The Dave Man thinks Maverick is a problem.  Why?  Because he's dangerous.  He flies by the seat of his pants.....which I believe means that he flies with his ass.  And that's just downright dangerous, dogsie.  Most people use their hands to steer a plane.  Screw off, Maverick.  Oh, and you killed Goose, by the way.  Sleep well on THAT, Maverick.

PS - Your dad would NOT be proud of you, Goose-Killer.

- Dave Man