Don't be fooled by, let's face it, that adorable smile. That was me, Little Davey Mac, circa 1985, and I was on my way to FoodTown and ready to melt people's brains if I didn't get the EXACT ice cream I was promised (Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip). They better not try to trick me and give me Dolly Madison or, God forbid, bleeping Sealtest. Lil' Davey don't go for that nonsense. I want BREYER'S. MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP. Or as God as my witness, I will telepathically turn your eyes into jelly. That is all.
- Davey Mac