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This Little David Went To The Market...And Scared Customers With His Telepathic Powers.

Don't be fooled by, let's face it, that adorable smile.  That was me, Little Davey Mac, circa 1985, and I was on my way to FoodTown and ready to melt people's brains if I didn't get the EXACT ice cream I was promised (Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip).  They better not try to trick me and give me Dolly Madison or, God forbid, bleeping Sealtest.  Lil' Davey don't go for that nonsense.  I want BREYER'S.  MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP.  Or as God as my witness, I will telepathically turn your eyes into jelly.  That is all.

- Davey Mac