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The Morning Rat Race Rocks It Hard, Baby!

         Davey Mac: Psycho with red hair.  Gotts: Pyscho with long hair.

Though Carl has off for the rest of the week, Davey Mac and Gotts shall hold down the fort as best we can on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 The RAT!!  We can't promise any studio fires or overall station explosions will take place...in fact, which pretty much guarantee it.  That's what happens when you leave us unchaperoned.  Things go to Hell-In-A-Handbasket faster than pee-pee exits a peacefully sleeping bed-wetter (which the Dave Man was until the age of 16.....ok, ok......19.....FINE....37....now get off my back).  See you this morning on the Morning Rat Race!!

- East Side Dave

by Dave