...Oh, I could tell you stories, Barton. I could tell you stories to curl your hair, but it looks like you've already heard 'em. Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind! I'll show YOU the life of the MIND!! See you this morning on WRAT, 95.9 The Rat!! Hahahahahaha!!! I'll show YOU the life of the mind!!
- East Side Dave