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Be Polite During Snowmageddon.

Too often I see teen-agers, insane people, and Imperial big-wigs knocking down other peoples' snow men.  Hey, sometimes it takes me two hours to make my damned snow man!!  I don't need no Lord Vader and his minions invading the Rebel base on Hoth and destroying my hard work!!  Just take a pleasant look at my wintry humanoid and keep on walking.  By the way, Vader, maybe if you had picked up the pace and JOGGED a little, you could have captured the Millennium Falcon.  Food for thought, your Dark Worshipfulness. 

- East Snow Dave