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Don't Screw With A Man And His Apple!

Otherwise, he'll stab that bleeping apple in the heart with a damned hunter's knife and point it at your eyeballs!  And you wouldn't like that, would you?  Or maybe you would, you sadistic bastard?  Heck, I won't judge you.  I sometimes insert jelly beans in my pee-pee exit.  That is all.

- Davey Mac