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Sports Illustrated Offends America!

Derek Jeter's girlfriend, Hannah Davis (who I still call the DIRECTV Genie Girl), is on the cover of the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and S.I. is getting tons of heat from American citizens complaining that the picture is way too provocative.  Well, duh!  Remember, folks, S.I. now has to compete with Internet Porn!!  That is all.

- Davey Mac