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Be GONE, Dr. J. Evans Pritchard!!

    "East Side" Dave Keating - Clearly doesn't like Dr. J. Evans Pritchard.

I don't know who this Dr. J. Evans Pritchard thinks he is, but if he feels that he can come into MY classroom and try to push his crappy poetry-rating formulas on my brilliant English-teaching ass, he's got another thing coming!!  Now, I don't just want you boys to rip out Dr. J. Evans Pritchard's introduction, I want you to find this son of a bitch and take him down!!  Baseball bats can be utilized if necessary!!  Carpe Bleeping Diem, boys!!!

- Dead Poets Society Dave