I don't know who this Dr. J. Evans Pritchard thinks he is, but if he feels that he can come into MY classroom and try to push his crappy poetry-rating formulas on my brilliant English-teaching ass, he's got another thing coming!! Now, I don't just want you boys to rip out Dr. J. Evans Pritchard's introduction, I want you to find this son of a bitch and take him down!! Baseball bats can be utilized if necessary!! Carpe Bleeping Diem, boys!!!
- Dead Poets Society Dave