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Enjoy The Poop Out Of Your Super Bowl Sunday!

In all honesty, the Dave Man doesn't care who wins or loses.  The Dave Man just wants to see a great game.  The Dave Man is gonna consume two pizza's, a bag of Ruffles potato chips, four packages of Sour Patch Kids, and three cans of Ginger Ale.  The Dave Man is ready to watch some Roman Numeral Football, daddy.  The Dave Man is jacked up like a road-runner on meth.  Am I ready for some football?!

.......You bet your bottom the Dave Man is!!  Have a great Super Bowl Sunday, dogsie!      - East Side Dave