...Can you feel it? Can you feel the Force? No? That's because that's actually not the Force...it's my hand on your shoulder...caressing it ever so lightly. Just gently rubbing your shoulder nice and softly. Don't be alarmed. I do this to everyone whose house I break into. Anyway, TWO days until Star Wars: The Force Awakens! Yeeeeehhooooo!!!
- East Side Dave