On this day in 1963, President John F. Kennedy was shot and killed in Dallas, Texas. Who did it? And why? Here at East Side Dave Country, through years of statistical analysis and endless research, we surmise that the murderers composed of Lee Harvey Oswald, the CIA, the KGB, the Cigarette-Smoking Man from "The X-Files", Darth Vader, the Yellow M&M, Frank Sinatra, the Old Men in the Balcony from The Muppets, the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, John Hill from "Cheers", and Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons".
- East Side Dave