Yeah, daddy. The New York Yankees take on the Houston Astros at Yankee Stadium TONIGHT at 8 PM (EST). The Yanks' perhaps-injured ace, Masahiro Tanaka, goes against Houston's Cy Young-candidate, Dallas Keuchel. I'm jacked up. No, I mean I'm REALLY jacked up. I'm ready to explode and smash my groin area into the garage door out of excitement. I'm all set to kiss my dog on the lips for the awesomeness that this one-game playoff will provide. Let's go Yankees!
- East Side Dave