It's spooooooky out there (and by that I mean I only have on underwear and a were-wolf mask! Don't let the goblins turn on you! Fight them up with sticks! Don't let the ghosts haunt you! Crack them in the knee-caps with a mirror! Don't fret about vampires! Shove garlic bread in their faces! And if you're desperate to ward off evil spirits or cliche Halloween costumes, don't be afraid to call on the ghost with the most...Daveyjuice! Enjoy your scary evening, daddy! Boooooo!
- East Side Dave